Why am I so grumpy?

Why am I so grumpy? On the face of it I have no real need to be grumpy. I have a job, a lovely girlfriend, great parents and good set of friends but the slightest thing still makes me grumpy, miserable and frustrated.

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Did you forget something?

Writing this after watching England win to qualify in the World Cup, there isn't too much to be grumpy about. Then again, the first 2 games were appalling so I can't see me being too optimistic in the near future.

Walking around town earlier today reminded my of something that I think is really stupid. Girls wearing leggings as the only item of clothing to cover their bottom half:



I don't think that there's a single person out there that this looks good on. Anyone that knows me will be quick to say that I'm no fashionista and I'm sure that I regularly make massive fashion mistakes, but at least I remember to put my trousers on every morning.

I'm perfectly happy for women to wear leggings, leggings are good, just put your skirt or trousers on too. Everyone can see your pants, and even the best arse looks pretty dreadful in leggings only. Skirts are nice, wear them.

If you're reading this and think that you look cool when you wear a lumberjack shirt and leggings then you're wrong. If I could afford it I'd buy a billboard in East London to try to stop girls in Shoreditch from dressing like this. It's not an issue of me wanting every girl to be demure and cover up, it's just that it looks terrible.

And it's not just trendy London folk either.I've been pretty kind in the picture I put in above. I've only focussed on the problems that leggings have on a girls bum. There's a big thing (sometimes a MASSIVE thing) that's even worse and that's the dreaded camel toe... If you don't know what a camel toe is then search for it in Google images and turn your safe search off.

I was at Alton Towers recently and walking round was scarier than the rides. It turns out that Northern girls have just discovered leggings. And it's not just young, healthy women wearing them. It's women who have had a couple of kids and more than a couple of kebabs. Leggings force skin into places that I don't want to see. Maybe their local primark ran out of skirts, maybe they dropped a burger on themselves on the coach there? Whatever the reason, it's not good enough. NOBODY wants to see your camel toe. Put it away

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